Wow, last week’s post was a bit long, wasn’t it? How about we change it up a little for this week? Another piece of poetry! Sometimes it’s the best way to express our thoughts, opinions, or how we feel about someone. I hope you enjoy this little piece!
Happy Birthday to you, monster in the basement,
the overgrown clown, the shrew tamer
How grotesque you sing your own praises,
suck your own cock and label yourself talented
Cryptic never looked good on you,
another cry for attention after a sabbatical
Ought to give you a pacifier,
better than you leeching off the desperate
Tell me, how fare the gators, the elder son?
Was he spared where the daughter was not?
Your name, the mere thought of you, breeds bile
Your shape haunts forevermore
News of your death is not on my wishlist
but you will not be mourned
Happy Birthday to you, villainous numeric inmate
May you disappear into deserved irrelevance
Tyler Gohde 